Copywriter. Word Magician. Unicorn. Secret Weapon.
What I Really Want To Be Called Is Yours
Converting copy isn’t just about words
It’s a blend of skill, sass, and sales psychology that makes clients stop, read, and click
Let’s challenge the status quo and create copy that converts by blending your identity with my linguistic cheat codes.
Your big ideas move fast
So do I...
You can’t wait months for copy. Using my Quantum Copy Method, I’ll write your copy in days, not months.
If your work changes lives, I’ll write the words that call them in, so you can focus on what you do best: transforming those lives.
Investment is custom quoted. Let’s discuss your needs and funnel for maximum conversion.
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Make This The Year You Nail Your Copy (& Actually Enjoy Writing!) @ The Createcation Copywriting Retreat!
Write All Your Marketing Copy in One Epic Weekend
Calling all rebels, misfits, and world-changers (coaches, that’s you!)!
Ready to finally stop staring at that blinking cursor and actually write all your marketing copy in one swoon-worthy weekend?
Welcome to Createcation Copywriting Edition —the copywriting retreat designed for the bold and the brave who are ready to slay their website copy, email funnels, blog posts, and social media content in just three days.
Imagine this:
You, the wisdom of two badass copywriters, and a cozy Vancouver Island hideaway. Oh, and did we mention professional headshots and social media pics? Yeah, it’s that kind of weekend. 📸
What to Expect:
- Yummy comfort meals that fuel your brain (and your soul)
- Educational sessions that won’t make your eyes glaze over
- Group + individual workshopping to sharpen your copy like a pro
- Belly laughs, good vibes, and tools that make copywriting fun
You’ll walk away with at least 6-12 months of your marketing copy DONE—website, an email funnel, a handful of blog posts and social posts—polished, ready, and irresistible to your dream clients. We’re talking sales-page-converting, email-funnel-crafting, blog-post-kicking magic.
“I never thought I’d enjoy writing copy, let alone walk away with everything DONE! This retreat was a game-changer. Crystal made it fun, practical, and I left with copy that actually converts. Plus, the headshots? Major bonus!”
— Ellen
If you’re tired of stressing over copy and want the clarity (and words!) that sell...
this is your weekend!
Spaces are limited, so don’t miss out on this game-changing opportunity.
Location: Vancouver Island
Timing: Spring 2025 (April-May based on interest)
Investment: $2999 USD (includes everything: meals, accommodation, workshops, headshots, and 1:1 copy guidance)
(because I know you’re tired of waiting to get your copy done!)
Crystalize (Ha!) Your Copy & Make Copy Your B*Tch!
Marketing Made Simple, Sassy, And Successful—In Just 5 Minutes A Week!
Tired of staring at a blank page and waiting for inspiration that never shows? Ready to turn your marketing from a chore into pure delight?
Welcome to Make Copy Your B*tch!—the no-nonsense, all-fun way to level up your marketing game. Get ready to receive a weekly dose of word magic straight to your inbox, designed to transform your business from “meh” to magical.
Why wait?
Sign up, and let’s make your copy work as hard as you do.
Quantum Copy Method
The Cheat Code For Copy That Converts… Instantly!
Tired of copy that falls flat? Ready to crack the code that makes your words not just talk, but sell? Welcome to the Quantum Copy Method—your secret weapon for writing copy that connects, captivates, and converts like magic.
Who is this for?
- Rule-Breakers & Game-Changers: Who know their audience deserves more than generic, boring copy.
- Copy Badasses: Ready to take your skills to the next level.
- Humans, Not Robots: AI is cool, but let’s be real—it can’t replicate the deep human connection that makes wallets open.
Why you need QCM
- WRITE LIKE A BOSS: Tap into the exact language your audience craves.
- CONNECT DEEPER: Craft copy that speaks straight to the heart (and the wallet).
- MAKE BANK: Convert casual visitors into raving customers effortlessly.
Plus, The Juicy Bonuses:
- Money Blocks? Gone. Unlock your earning potential with copy that commands cash.
- The Only Pitch You’ll Ever Need: Pitch perfect, every time—without the sleaze.
- AI Prompts That Print Money: Turn AI outputs into pure gold.
Let’s make your copy a converting, catalyzing, connecting machine.
No fluff, just results.
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Copywriting Portfolio
Proof I Can Sling Sentences Together That Are Confetti Cannons of Joy (and Make You $$$)
You want words that pop, crackle, and convert? You’re in the right place. Here’s a peek at some rebellious brands, misfits, and magical humans whose copy I’ve sprinkled with fairy dust.
