Hey There, I'm Crystal!
You’re not here for a snooze-fest resume rundown, are you?
Nah, you’re here to find out if I’m the Word Magician you’ve been dreaming of. Spoiler alert: I totally am.
Turns Out, Making Words Sparkle Is Kind Of My Thing
I’m Best Known for Not Being Known at All (And That’s Just How I Like It)
I’m your sequined secret weapon—a multi-NYT bestselling Ghostwriter, Book Coach, and Copywriter who helps brilliant minds like yours land center stage while your clients feel like total rockstars just being in your orbit.
So, What’s My Magic Formula?
I bring a background in Live Events, Marketing, PR, and Media, meaning I don’t just know strategy—I’ve lived it, breathed it, and turned it into pure word alchemy. My approach? Straight from the heart, aiming to connect you with your dream clients in ways that make them say, “Hell yes!”
When I’m not spinning words into gold (which is, like, 2.2 seconds a day), you can find me chilling with my ridiculously adorable pup or my dimples-for-days husband on some awe-inspiring adventure. Or, you know, jetsetting around the globe, writing and creating with the coolest people on the planet (that’s you).
Want a Sneak Peek Behind the Velvet Rope of Word Magic?
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New Zealand
My happy place. I could live there, but the world’s a big place to discover. -
NeuroSPICY
My brain’s like a giant whiteboard where connections, ideas and clarity come together. -
Beverages of Choice
Water. Just water. But the good stuff. -
Pilates Girly
You betcha. When I can’t find the words, the reformer finds me. I’m there far more than you’d think. -
NYT Bestsellers
Yeah, I’ve penned a few. Okay, more than a few. (No big deal, right?) -
Snow White With a Pen
My nickname at Starbucks. I have a knack with animals and love nature. -
Adventure? Alpaca My Bags (also my fave tattoo on my body)!
My Createcations are the stuff of legend. Seriously, they’re my fave thing I offer.
Every Writer Has Their Specialty
Here’s What Makes My Sequins EXTRA Sparkly:
I’m Here for the Rebels, Misfits, and Disruptors
You’ve got a powerful message that needs amplifying? I’m your girl.
Clients Who Love Words & Crave the Super Magic Ones
If “heck yes!” is your vibe, then we’re a match made in word heaven.
Long-Term Dreamers & Doers
Ready to unleash your wisdom and magic on the world? Let’s make it happen, in the most epic way possible.
My Offerings?
They’re Pure Magic
I work best with clients who are looking for a strong, savvy, and let’s be honest—sometimes sassy—guide to help reveal the magic in their messaging and connect deeply with their dream clients.
Want it all? Not sure what you need?
Stay wild. Write more. Change the World.
That’s my motto. What’s yours?
