Writing is f*ckin' scary!
Unless You’ve Got A Sequin-Covered, Heart-Shaped-Glasses-Wearing, 4x-Nyt-Bestselling Ghostwriter, BOOK COACH & COPYWRITER Unicorn At Your Side...
Then It's Magic!
From blank page to bestseller, I’ll help you write the book, build the brand, and cash in on the brillance you’ve been sitting on.
Consider Me Your Ultimate Word Magician
Ready To Turn Your Ideas Into Bestsellers & Your Intellectual property Into Solid Gold
Put your worries aside, grab your favorite bevvy, and let’s make some literary magic happen.
I'm Crystal.
4x NYT bestselling ghostwriter, badass book coach, and the mastermind behind Quantum Copy Method (aka, your secret sauce to making your words sell faster than tswift tix).
You’ve read me before – even if you didn’t know it.
I’ve ghostwritten books that have launched empires, created copy that converts browsers into buyers, and helped thought leaders turn their IP into income streams.
So, what’s your story? Let’s tell it in a way that sticks, sells, and makes people say, “DAMN, I needed that.”
YOUR FREE GIFT: The Bestseller Blueprint
Write the Book That’ll Rocket Your ideas to Bestseller Status
Here’s the deal: not all books are created equal. If you want yours to hit bestseller lists and take on a life of its own, you need more than a great idea—you need a bulletproof strategy.
Free Download
The Bestseller Blueprint is the exact roadmap I use to ghostwrite bestsellers for world-changers, visionaries, and thought leaders.
Over 7 days, I’ll hit your inbox with the secrets to hooking your reader, validating your book idea, nailing down the right publishing path, and launching it to the moon.
🔥 Sign Up Now. Let’s turn that idea into a book that dominates, a launch that dazzles, and a bestseller status that’s all yours.
FREE 30-MIN Book validation calls: Because life's too short to write crap.
ATTENTION ASPIRING AUTHORS:Before you waste 1,245 hours, sacrifice four friendships, and contemplate life choices over a cold cup of coffee staring at a blinking cursor...
book. the. damn. call.
What You’ll Get (Besides a Reality Check):
📖 30 Minutes of Brutal, Beautiful Honesty – I’ll tell you if your book is genius or needs to be buried in a time capsule marked “Never Open.”
📖 Expert Feedback from a 4x NYT Bestselling Ghostwriter – You know, someone who actually does this for a living (and happens to be damn good at it).
📖 No Fluff, No BS, No Wasting Your Time – Because I respect you too much to smile politely while you write the literary equivalent of lukewarm oatmeal.
📖 A Solid Plan Forward – Whether it’s “Go forth and conquer!” or “Back to the drawing board, my friend,” you’ll leave with clarity.
So, what are you waiting for?
The blinking cursor isn’t going to validate your book idea.
I will.
The Ghost Behind Your book, your website, your emails...
My Job? Keeping Your Name In Lights And Mine In The Shadows
I’m the ghost behind the books you love, the coach who turns “I think I can” into “I f*ckin’ did,” and the copywriter who makes words work harder than your morning espresso.
You bring the brilliance. I’ll bring the magic.
Ready to make your mark?
Want to write a bestseller?
here's how we make the magic happen:
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Ghostwriting
Your name. Your story. My writing chops. Bestseller, incoming. -
Book Coaching
Your name. Your story. Your writing chops. My Word Magic guidance. Together, we’ll create something unforgettable. -
Createcation Writing Retreats
Your name. Your story. Your writing chops. My Word Magic guidance. Together, we’ll create something unforgettable. -
Copywriting
Your business. My Word Magic. Watch your clients fall head over heels.
This Ghost Story Starts With...
A Whole Lot Of Black Clothing And A Secret Love For Sequins
I used to plan luxury events across the globe, rubbing shoulders with the elite. But my true calling? Ghostwriting bestsellers for the brilliant minds I met along the way.
These days, I’ve traded black for sequins, but my ninja skills remain as sharp as ever. I’m here to help you unlock the Word Magic that will take you from unknown to unforgettable.
5 Star Reviews Are My Happy Juice
Names Have Been Changed To Protect The Guilty—Ahem, I Mean, Confidentiality. You Didn’t Think I’d Give It Up That Easily… Did You?!?
You Don’t Write Bestsellers With Ai
It’s Time To Call In The Big Ink… That’s Me.
